Tattoos and Significant Others

Love is a beautiful thing. Love will make you do right. Love will make you do wrong. One of the MANY wrongs that love will make you do is go to the tattoo parlor and ask to get your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend's name tattooed on you. I'm not sure how many people have these  stupid interesting tattoos, but I know from looking at a recent photo that people in my generation are getting them and that is very scary. It's scary because the American divorce rate is 50% I believe (might be more actually) and people are still dumb enough to go ask to get "MARIAH" permanently inked across their back (i.e. Nick Cannon) Yeah, I just can't get with that. It's usually men that get these stupid interesting tattoos to my knowledge.
I remember someone telling me about this guy who had his girlfriend's name tattooed on him and how everyone laughed at him. The guy's response was, "No, we're still together guys!" Yeah for the moment being. Honestly, anyone in my generation that gets these tattoos deserves to get slapped across their face with a brick because these tattoos are the equivalent of getting "STUPID" inked on your body. Remember Angelina Jolie had Billy Bob Thorton's name tattooed on her then she started dating the much finer Brad Pitt? If she hadn't got that tattoo covered up I guarantee she and Brad wouldn't still be together with three biological children and litter of adopted kids.

Well what if we get matching tattoos instead of names? Well you're still stupid because if you break up you're going to remember the significance of that tattoo and your friends are going to remember why you got that tattoo also. This is a prime example of ignorance:

I wonder how long they followed each other shortly after this tattoo. Unless you've been married for 50+ years and you're both on your death beds don't do it. I add the death bed portion because if your husband/wife dies and you're still alive there's a good chance of you finding someone else and even they don't want to see your deceased husband/wife's name on you everytime you go out.